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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

You are so Special


This one is specially written for my dearest sister.



You are so special, I should let you know,
For me its not something difficult to bestow,
With your sweet smile and angelic glow,
You surely are someone whom I should follow.


You are someone who is my best friend,
My sweetest sis, my closest confidant,
For any advice I need, on you I depend,
because I know, you are that competent.


Tears in your eyes is what i hate,
Always due to, mistakes I make,
I know I am stupid, matters I complicate,
This relation not something we can forsake.


Its the Child in you which I like the most,
Pampering you, is something I can boast,
When you talk too fast, go out of breath almost,
Memories such as this, I like foremost.


You are so special, I should let you know,
For me its not something difficult to bestow,
With your sweet smile and angelic glow,
You surely are someone whom I should follow.


--Skywalker

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Non-Friends classification


A conversation between Homer and Bart from simpsons.

Homer: so you wanted to send a SMS to all your FB friends?
Bart: no.
Homer: then why are you apologizing in your status message to those whom you were not able to send a friendship day message?

Bart: that’s just a status, I am not going to wish my entire friend list personally so a status update is better, moreover I have added a lot of them coz I cant reject their friend requests.

Everyone can't be your friend and you can't be friends with everyone or as Aristotle said "A Friend to all is a friend to none"[Source: Pinku bhaiya's status update ;)]. So that’s the reason orkut/facebook lets you classify the friends and same goes in life too there is always a classification of friends, well not exactly friends but classification of people other than your friends.


Office friends: or colleagues if you say it precisely, you can’t share anything personal with them and if you share then you have to bring them into your niche of friends because any amount of your personal information with a colleague and not a friend is very dangerous thing to roam around in office. They are the best in the job of pulling your leg.

School friends: whom you haven’t met after leaving the school, sometimes you feel they are trying to be too close to you, bugging you on social networking sites, you can’t leave them but letting them know that you are no more a school going teenager and your priorities have changed is pretty difficult thing to do.

Parasites: I will not even call them friends they are parasites, they don’t leave an opportunity to take advantage of your friendly nature. Friendlier you are, large will be the number of times you have been duped. They will never support you in your bad times, and will always be first to be with you during your best moments.

Chat friends: purely chat friends, means you may get a chance to meet them face to face but once in a blue moon or never. They are the ones with whom you can discuss a lot of topics and you will surely get an honest opinion (9 out of 10 times). They are on top of the pyramid of people other than your friends in terms of emotional support they can provide and can very easily move from this group to your friend group.
#An honest suggestion: don’t let your chat friend take the place of a best friend#



A very happy friendship day to all my friends and to these above classified people too.


Sunday, July 25, 2010

Piece of Sh*t



"One should rather die than be betrayed. There is no deceit in death. It delivers precisely what it has promised. Betrayal, though ... betrayal is the willful slaughter of hope."


Was surfing on net when I chanced upon this quote. Nothing exceptional but reading it again and again got me thinking if I have ever been betrayed in my life? To be true I always think that I am too smart to be betrayed by someone, but there have been instances when I have been out smarted, made a fool, or as I was saying BETRAYED(not in love of course :P).



The feeling of being btrayed is worst I think...no not worst, worst is when sachin gets out after scoring a half-century....yeah this is a lame attempt by me to keep u guys attracted to this piece of shit...and I am successful till now...now what do think, Am I gonna return to that serious mode with which I began? No is the answer, I am not getting any good stuff to add on to that, moreover that joke in the middle of something serious destroyed my mood, now I am not able to complete it This post could have been a litrary masterpiece but it has been turned into a literary shit by me..So,let me finish it of with a funny picture and not so funny lines.

tell me someone who hasnt been betrayed,
on whom the blood of a relation never sprayed,
of the friendship he always prayed,
biggest fool he must have been made.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

I Hate!!


Note: Written out of frustration

  • I hate it when someone who doesn't know me comments that I am quite arrogant (if people who know me say so then I will accept their view).
  • I hate it when somebody picks up my mobile goes through the songs I have stored and comments on my choice of music or even worse, makes fun of it. It’s my phone and I will keep music of my choice only not of yours smart alec! :x.
  • I am not political and don’t want to be politically correct, I hate it when someone says that I talk behind someone's back, if I am saying something bad about someone behind his back it clearly implies that, that someone has got mouthful from me on his face too.
  • I hate those people who hate me and I don’t believe in forgiving anyone, so if you are bad to me and I know that, don’t u dare to think that I will be good to you.
  • I hate people who form preconceived notions about anyone.
  • I hate liars and those who try to justify a lie by saying that it was for good of someone. A lie is a lie nothing but lie.
  • I hate those who try to butter me up in order to get their own way, I always know what you are trying to do its just that I don’t know how to say NO to you otherwise you will not be getting anything from my side.






P.S: I hate people who comment just for the sake of commenting and don’t mean the praise they shower in comments and also i hate those who read my blog and don't comment at all :P.


Sunday, July 4, 2010

Don't Worry, Be Happy

Don't Worry, Be Happy
From the Movie "Cocktails" and Performed by Bob Marley

Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy


If you like it you can download it from http://www.filestube.com/c81e82b723ee4c8a03ea/details.html

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Who am I?

Am I a good person or someone who is lucky to have good people around?


Am I living my life or just passing it without knowing how to live it?


Am I happy or someone who is adjusting with things around to be happy?


Am I alive or someone who is dead?


Am I an engineer or someone who possesses an engineering degree?




There are so many questions which come to my mind, always unanswered, always unexplained, I don’t think I’ll unearth the answers to these in near future; sometimes I think a lifetime is too short for all these but at the very next moment I think why I require an answer for all these? Why can’t my mind stop thinking all these vague thoughts and utilize time for something useful? Why do I go into these bouts of introspection so frequently? I don’t know why I am posting this…....






P.S: a very Happy birthday to sachin tendulkar, may u live forever

Saturday, April 3, 2010

HUG which he never got.

This is an original one written by me.


She was closest to his heart,
she was his life's inseparable part,
she was the one whom he never forgot,
he thought only about her whenever he thought,
he loved her more than anyone else from the start,
everything in their life was as sweet as tart,
Yes, they were deeply in love,
looking at them any one could impart,




Yet one day everything fell apart,
Death took her away,
their destiny, they couldn't outsmart,
taking away with her their broken wishes' cart,
Oh! why so early she has to depart,
her loss left his mind wounded with a dart,
his life is now queasy and blank as a chart,
and in the end he always yearned for a
HUG which he never got.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

A tryst with Dreams :)

This is on special demand of one of my fellow blogger and friend.


Dreams..we see them every night but have you ever thought about manipulating your weirdest of weird dreams in such a way so as to enjoy them, watching what you want to watch , always having a feeling that its a dream keep on watching.


I can do this, i no this is strange but strange is after all the best adjective that can be used to describe me. But it was not always like that, i have had my tussle with nightmares, there were dreams which scared me when i was kid and as the years passed away the main plot of the nightmare remained same but still it felt more and more scary, So whats the reason that even though i was watching the same thing again and again which i have watched since my childhood i was getting scared, why couldn't my mind just get programmed to the fact that it is just a dream.


While searching an answer for this question online i came across an e-book with title something like "how to manipulate your dreams"(i don't remember the exact title). The book was step by step bible of how to manipulate one's dreams. The first step stated in the book was to record one's dreams. So i decided to record down my dreams on paper, initially it was very difficult, many a times i could not remember anything about what i saw but gradually the recordings grew from few lines to 3-4 pages, i was able to recollect every thing withing 4 weeks up to the minutest of details. This continued for four months. After four months it was time to analyze the data collected and analysis was totally in sync with what the author of that book had written were:
  • Total length of dreams i saw daily was about 120 to 130 minutes.
  • I saw a nightmare daily but during initial days of my experiment i was not able to recall it after waking up but eventually i was able to recall it daily.
  • Dreams about my wishes, aims and aspirations were always last in the night(at the end of my sleep)
  • At the end of four months i was not scared due to my nightmares.


After the analysis it was time for results of this experiment and they were shocking and as follows:
  • According to author as average time of my dreams was 120 to 130 minutes, it meant that i am found of hollywood movies instead of bollywood.
  • As dreams about my aims came at the end of my sleep they will surely come true due to the LAW of subah ka sapna coming true ;)
  • And last result was that If someone can write down his dreams on paper for 4 months continuously he could surely write a blog about the fake book and experiment conducted by reading that book to fool his readers during all fools month.